There's been much talk made of Unc's statement regarding the Ford Earthfucker. Random Nuclear Strikes has their example of the breed.
Submitted for your approval is my very own personal, beloved Ford Earthfucker, fondly dubbed the War Machine.
11 mpg out of an old V8 pushrod engine, and 4x4 to get me back where the hippies don't want me to be.
Cry, granolas, cry.