(during a conversation about what to name our new-to-us boat)
Me: Floating Divorce? To go with the Divorce on Wheels?
Bex: You are SO never allowed to divorce me!
L: So I have to kill you first? *wink*
B: Yeah, pretty much. Or I'll kill you.
L: I'm faster on the draw.
B: Who says I can't set an ambush?
L: I love you honey!
Seriously, my wife is awesome.