As we go into this weekend, and the best holiday of the year, the blogosphere has some rules to live by.
Patrick over at Popehat started it, with 25 rules to survive the psychopaths. Labrat added her own wisdom. Listen to them and live.
Stingray, in true Stingray fashion, delivers helpful hints for being a better madman. It's kinda like Seven Habits of Highly Effective People, for the criminally insane.
And Alan delivers the finest and truest rules of the season, culminating in:
I recommend reading them all, but if you only have time for one, read Alan's. Seriously. It's a reminder of why I always loved Halloween.