(Shamelessly stolen from Breda.)
Here's how it's supposed to work: Go to your Facebook profile, and the top five friends on the left-hand sidebar are your team in the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse. Based on your team and their skills, estimate how long you'll survive.
I got lucky. My team? Bex, my buddy Kyle that I've known forever (picture the sunglass and cowboy hat wearing jailers in most any prison movie, and that's Kyle), GayCynic, the infamous Nightcrawler, and my friend Lacey (the only non-gunnie on the team, but she's wicked smart, and every good team needs a techie).
The zombies don't stand a chance.